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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for stevos_insane:
Day #Who?What they got you1stcrazybuttmonkeyA key to the playboy mansion2ndadvertoa fitted corset made of cling wrap3rdour_lips_meetA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed4thsmall_fry69a gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline5thxprettynpinka sex slave6throbi_gA bottle of everyman's Viagara7thjajaraA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number8thmoosikfreakThe Marquis de Sade's sex drive9thchatterbug99A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please10thpunkindrublikA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends11thadvertoa butt-plug12thcrazybuttmonkeya box of 'wacky' cuban cigarsTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )