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Being that this is livejournal I suddenly took a trip out to NYC yesterday with Shakira, Avril, Tyson, Willa, Christina and Dan. I wanted to bring Cone but his Mom grounded him for blasting the milkshake song and sending nude videos of himself to his grandparents over the internet.
We had a drink with a black man at about 3:15 then headed out to the pink puff ball store. On the way there I rolled down the window when we pulled up beside a limo driver and offered him grey puepon if he'd let us ride in the back. He was pretty cool with it so we drove about aimlessly for about 10 hours filming porno movies then decided we liked the subway better. I noticed Dan called things Amercomie and Finch plans or whatever and was squeeling at the night of every jewish man he saw because he is planning to convert, well as far as I know.
On the train Shakira and Avril brought maxim to look at Michelle Branch's hot body and had me take a "Are you as dumb as you look" quiz and it turns out I must look pretty dumb! Then we walked around Soho for a little while and they all chipped in and bought me a penis suckion thing for my hot tub but then I noticed I didn't own a hot tub so I had to buy one of those too.
Then Tyson cried.
We then decided to get real creepy so we all went to the Knitting Factory because Dan wanted to fist fight John Nolan because Piper was there and kept switching back and for on who she was making out with. Instead John went and gave us all tickets because no one else famous admits to liking his band but I don't like that kind of music not black or metal enough for me sorry. I saw Todd from Glassjaw there maybe we know eachother. And...just to make this most interesting I slept with Michelle Nolan and Jesse didn't mind. But Avril is the only girl who can make me multi orgasmic sorry.
OH yeah and Christina and I decided we are going to join an internet cult as different personalites.
Anyway since I can't think of anyone else to put into the mess of situations let's say my good ole buddy Tony Lovato came down. After the rest went into the Knitting Factory, Tony and I got really drunk and went to NSNYC's hotel that they usually stay at but we were having rough luck. So then we went to the Times Square Mickey D's and obviously I didn't eat anything because I am vegan so we went to some sort of vegan place. Then we slept with some 11 years olds THE END
We had a drink with a black man at about 3:15 then headed out to the pink puff ball store. On the way there I rolled down the window when we pulled up beside a limo driver and offered him grey puepon if he'd let us ride in the back. He was pretty cool with it so we drove about aimlessly for about 10 hours filming porno movies then decided we liked the subway better. I noticed Dan called things Amercomie and Finch plans or whatever and was squeeling at the night of every jewish man he saw because he is planning to convert, well as far as I know.
On the train Shakira and Avril brought maxim to look at Michelle Branch's hot body and had me take a "Are you as dumb as you look" quiz and it turns out I must look pretty dumb! Then we walked around Soho for a little while and they all chipped in and bought me a penis suckion thing for my hot tub but then I noticed I didn't own a hot tub so I had to buy one of those too.
Then Tyson cried.
We then decided to get real creepy so we all went to the Knitting Factory because Dan wanted to fist fight John Nolan because Piper was there and kept switching back and for on who she was making out with. Instead John went and gave us all tickets because no one else famous admits to liking his band but I don't like that kind of music not black or metal enough for me sorry. I saw Todd from Glassjaw there maybe we know eachother. And...just to make this most interesting I slept with Michelle Nolan and Jesse didn't mind. But Avril is the only girl who can make me multi orgasmic sorry.
OH yeah and Christina and I decided we are going to join an internet cult as different personalites.
Anyway since I can't think of anyone else to put into the mess of situations let's say my good ole buddy Tony Lovato came down. After the rest went into the Knitting Factory, Tony and I got really drunk and went to NSNYC's hotel that they usually stay at but we were having rough luck. So then we went to the Times Square Mickey D's and obviously I didn't eat anything because I am vegan so we went to some sort of vegan place. Then we slept with some 11 years olds THE END