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[stevies_my_hero]

man i feel like i haven't updated in forever! well lest weekend i went to palm springs with david & sammy it was soo fun. sam and i were swimming in the pool on saturday from like 9 in the morning till like 8 at night! we were so water logged our hand were all wrinkly ewwww & my sunburn started to peel and it got all itchy! it hurt so bad. we had to play with like 7 year olds all day and they kept trying to pull of our bathing suits and drink beer...i can tell they are related to david. david and austin came back to the house after they ate dinner and we were runnin around the golf coarse and playing catch it was really cool.then david did the sickest thing ever! he plucked out his own pube and ate it!!! then he wiped his hands on me and showed his pubes to me! omg i wanted to barf! it was sick. then we played cards and had to teach sam how to play hearts... that was very interesting. we were cravin root beer floats and ice cream so bad so we made sure we got some on the way home & we did! we stopped at like 4 different places in like 20 minute cuz everyone wanted different stuff also because david kept having to take a crap or else he was going to have a bleeding hemorrhoid and poo all over me... he sid he took a nice wet one in a&w. so david's pretty sick and me & sam had lots of fun! it was great
<3 kristin