Bored to Death, by Wolves
(Non Gamers Need Not Read)
I know the wii is the coolest thing on earth right now. But I'm going to say something that needs to be said, nobody is buying Zelda to be a damn wolf. Sorry, I don't know if some of you out there actually like being this wolf, or just lie to yourselves about it. But I just can not get into it. When I buy a game called ZELDA I have some pretty simple expectations. I want to run around temples swinging a sword, hookshoting it up and solving puzzles, all while being a simple elf. It's bad enough you turn me into a wolf, but when you do I have to do what feels like video game busy work every time I'm turned into it? What the hell is this? At the moment I'm contemplating selling this "Twilight Wolf" so I can buy "A Link to the Past" for the virtual console, at least I know what I'm getting there.