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DON’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
FAT PEOPLE...
YES YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE!
Their people who say they’ve lost weight while waggling into Sayers and buying 2 more bean and sausage pasties.
” yes I’ve lost a stone”
”on what? Pasties?”
It’s like they think OH I’ll think thin, And that’ll be enough, before you know they sleep walk to the fucking fridge, to get those low carb mars bars especially made by fatarse’s an CO.
FAT PEOPLE ALL BELIEVE IN PERSONALITY, AND IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.. I GUESS THAT’S WHHY WE ARE as a nation OVER weight obsessive’s about how fucking gorgeous posh looks in
”that frock”
” yes I always go for personality.. It doesn’t matter what you look like” says one fat person
” I’m guessing that’s why your stood in HMV buying divina’s new fitness video, right”
They use fucking speed dating as if its a career move and see the lonely hearts column as a comfort to know that its not just fat people who cant get a shag.
I’m sure they realised the other people aren’t fat, just bald with a comb over and an unhealthy hobbie in chess.