Heatwave or OVEN?

Jul 20, 2006 18:12

WHAT is the idea here? It is just not on. The UK is just not made for this, we don't have air conditioning in homes, and I only have one fan and so I may die. Because of the MELTING HEAT. I watched Jude last night and didn't cry! That's just insane, it's a horribly sad with much sobbing type movie and my body just... couldn't spare the tears. Nothing, zip. So weird.

The thunderstorm didn't break the heat. I don't think standing outside in the pelting rain and risk getting hit by lightning is a great idea but.. last night I was tempted. It's too fucking hot to think. Wah! If I wanted sweltering heat I'd move to Nevada or the Sahara or something. I'm a wee pale girl from rains-all-the-sodding-time Britain, so what THE FUCK, CLIMATE?

This is revenge, I know it, the planet is PISSED. It's gone all psycho and is screaming at us "You can't drive all those fucking cars if you're all dead or passed out in the heat! AHAHAHAHA! Back at ya, bitches! No more toxic gasses from you, you inconsiderate dickheads!"

WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

Spent Sunday at Tyrella beach since at least there's a breeze there. And ice-cream vans and fish & chips

P.S. Send more ice-cream please. And cold water. And a pool to put said water in.

P.P.S I'm using my new Charisma icon as she's teh pretty and is as hot as the fucking weather. Fitting, no?
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