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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I bought porn for felixthekraut (10 points). In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I pulled over and changed tri0xin's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-72 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
steveyout