Quotes of the Week from the last several weeks...
“You should never stand between a man and his goal song.” -Mike Schwartz
“Happy bananaversary, you big ape!” -me, to Pheil Dowms
“I can’t play sports games to this day because of Stanley Roberts.” -Mike Roller
“I don’t run anymore...I just drink beer.” -Mike Roller
“I’ll say they’re still there, just for the halibut.” -Mom
“You gotta be cod-ing me.” -me
“You’ll get the easy questions, and Steve and I will get hard.” -Nate Karazuba, to Chris
“You’re a rebellious poser.” -Kirk Hammett (SKOM commentary)
“What wagon? We didn’t take a wagon...we took the plane...but I don’t wanna fall off the plane either.” -James Hetfield (SKOM commentary)
“You look like you’re wearing a t-shirt of yourself.” -Kirk Hammett (SKOM commentary)
“Stupid handicapped people!” -Jen, trying to park at the mall
“What’s happenin’ noofs?” -me, imagining Lars addressing the Newfoundland residents
“Even the lint on you smells bad!” -Nate Karazuba
“What a great place to shine then.” -Mike Schwartz
“If you were chewy, would that make you Gummy D’Arms?” -Mike Schwartz
“If you wanted to start off the evening with some of your Molson, would you be doing a Dry run?” -me
“The Boston players are all figs.” -Mike Schwartz, trying to say ‘fags’
“...and the Yankees never had seats on top of the monuments!” -Mike Schwartz
“Happy bananaversary, you big ape!” -me, to Pheil Dowms
“I can’t play sports games to this day because of Stanley Roberts.” -Mike Roller
“I don’t run anymore...I just drink beer.” -Mike Roller
“I’ll say they’re still there, just for the halibut.” -Mom
“You gotta be cod-ing me.” -me
“You’ll get the easy questions, and Steve and I will get hard.” -Nate Karazuba, to Chris
“You’re a rebellious poser.” -Kirk Hammett (SKOM commentary)
“What wagon? We didn’t take a wagon...we took the plane...but I don’t wanna fall off the plane either.” -James Hetfield (SKOM commentary)
“You look like you’re wearing a t-shirt of yourself.” -Kirk Hammett (SKOM commentary)
“Stupid handicapped people!” -Jen, trying to park at the mall
“What’s happenin’ noofs?” -me, imagining Lars addressing the Newfoundland residents
“Even the lint on you smells bad!” -Nate Karazuba
“What a great place to shine then.” -Mike Schwartz
“If you were chewy, would that make you Gummy D’Arms?” -Mike Schwartz
“If you wanted to start off the evening with some of your Molson, would you be doing a Dry run?” -me
“The Boston players are all figs.” -Mike Schwartz, trying to say ‘fags’
“...and the Yankees never had seats on top of the monuments!” -Mike Schwartz