Quotes of the Week (August 7-13)
“I was having a metallic debate in the toilet.” -Mike Schwartz
“What a great Steve to punch, then.” -Mike Schwartz
“It’s gloomy and dark, and the weather’s not great either.” -Matt Michael
“Oh look, Jesus homered.” -Mike Schwartz, on Gabe Gross
“He’s gonna Czech out the jersey situation?” -me, to Mike on his dad
“If he had a friend there, it’d be a Czech mate.” -Mike Schwartz
“That's what uber-Christian Santa comes down on x-mas eve...the hymny.” -me
“You go hunting for pieces of ass (perhaps to put into a giant posterior jigsaw puzzle?) rather than real relationships with girls.” -me, to Corey Wright
“Hopefully by some divine miracle I can find happiness as well. I've looked in cars; I looked in stores; I've even looked to Amanda Floor.” -Corey Wright
“Gotta draw up some blue prints for Operation Utter More Than One Sentence to Jenna.” -Corey Wright
“What a great Steve to punch, then.” -Mike Schwartz
“It’s gloomy and dark, and the weather’s not great either.” -Matt Michael
“Oh look, Jesus homered.” -Mike Schwartz, on Gabe Gross
“He’s gonna Czech out the jersey situation?” -me, to Mike on his dad
“If he had a friend there, it’d be a Czech mate.” -Mike Schwartz
“That's what uber-Christian Santa comes down on x-mas eve...the hymny.” -me
“You go hunting for pieces of ass (perhaps to put into a giant posterior jigsaw puzzle?) rather than real relationships with girls.” -me, to Corey Wright
“Hopefully by some divine miracle I can find happiness as well. I've looked in cars; I looked in stores; I've even looked to Amanda Floor.” -Corey Wright
“Gotta draw up some blue prints for Operation Utter More Than One Sentence to Jenna.” -Corey Wright