Hey, it's Steve the Mighty

[stevethemighty]

HAIL! I HATH TAKEN SOME TIME FROM THE FIELDS OF BATTLE TO INTRODUCE THEE TO THE NEWEST WARRIOR ON THE FIELD. TIS LORD DEATHSTINK THE GIRLSTEALER!! HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS INCLUDE ATTEMPTING TO ROB OTHER WARRIORS OF THEIR MAIDENS FAIR, AND ENDING A SIEGE ON HIS HOMETOWN BY STANDING DOWN WIND FROM THE ENEMY ARMY AND RAISING HIS ARMS.

WELL, NOW THAT THIS INTRODUCTION DOTH BE OVER, I SHALL HAPPILY RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD, TO SLAY MINE ENEMIES WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY!