Setting the bar for success a little low...
I was just watching a commercial for some cereal company or another, and it depicts a mad playing hide and seek with his son and while he's hiding behind the couch, eating a handful of shreddios or whatever. I see this and I get thinking "he is doing this WAY wrong. He is a terrible father." Seriously. Not only is he teaching his kid the wrong rules for hide and seek, but he is giving his son a tremendously inflated sense of his own skills. That kid is in for a rude awakening when he grows up. It's not like that promotion at work is going to be hiding in the corner, crunching cereal loud enough to hear all the way from the mail room.