Mystery gum? Wait, what?

[stevetassie]

I just watched an ad for stryde "mystery" gum. Forget the fact that guys riding ostriches break through your walls and beat you up if you talk about their gum, I don't want gum that I have to figure out. Flavours should not be a mystery. Nobody should have to pop a piece of gum in their mouth and think "is that berry...mint...wait, that's feet, isn't it. I'm chewing feet. Mint strawberry feet."

What? NO! I'll admit there are areas in the human condition that require a certain amount of doubt and uncertainty, but GUM IS NOT ONE OF THEM!