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[stevescell]

Oh I wish I was and Oscar Meyer weiner,
For that is what i truly wish to be.
And if I were and Oscar Meyer weiner,
Then everyone would be in love with me!

[the prior jingle was an example of pure randomness... feel free to contribute]

Comments

[domichula00]

My bologna has a first name
its O S C A R
my bologna has a second name
its M A Y E R
Ohhh I love to eat it everyday
and if you ask me why Ill say!!!
cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A

[stampede72]

my bologna has a first name
its H O M E R
my bologna has a second name
its H O M E R

[domichula00]

so your meat is named homer?

[stampede72]

no, its a simpsons quote...and as far as MEAT goes, you wierdo...i have a song for you!

your bologna has a first name
its P E N I S
your bologna has a second name
its P E N I S...