pseudo stevie: but tell me something really random though seriously i feel like a challenge
Little Tointon: ohh a challenge? hmm...i'm not good at these sort of things...you could write about what you would have done if you weren't in the band, like how diffrent things would have been. but that's not very random, so you could write about...where you would go/what you would do if someone just handed you like a million pounds for a holiday and you had to spend it all in a month. haha i told you i'm not good at this!
pseudo stevie: lmfao i was aiming for something like "write about goldfish steve" but that'll do!
So that's today's topic, well at least for the first paragraph. Ok, a million pounds. And FYI that's like almost 2 million for all of you across the pond. That's probably where I'd go actually. New York to start off with, visits to Graceland and Nashville, and over to California for some Green Day stalking. Obviously I'm taking Hannah on all of this, and perhaps Danny if he's nice enough to me. It doesn't stop there though, I'd like to see Canada. Then a plane to Asia; Bangkok, Thailand, and Japan because I want to sleep in one of those pod things. My geography might be a little awful, but forgive me, I haven't had a geography lesson for like 5 years. Then Australia. Sydney, of course. The opera house, the harbour bridge, then to Ayers Rock and all those other tourist attractions. A few days doing nothing in Polynesia or somewhere, a quick safari in Kenya then a poke around the pyramids in Egypt. Then back to Europe. Gondola rides in Venice, climbing the tower in Piza, (do they let tourists up the tower?), beaches in Spain, culture in Paris. I wouldn't even need the expensive hotels. As long as I have a bed, a bathroom, (preferably with a bath because they're more fun than showers) and enough room to stand up straight in, I'm happy as Larry. Actually, that's a really creepy saying. Who's Larry and why is he happy? Anyway, that's my month. Haha, thinking about it that's a busy month, probably not enough time to fit everything in, which sucks. But as soon as I've made my million, that's where we're going Hannah, yeah?
And I don't know how much that would cost, but if I had some left over then I'd get a car. A Delorean, because I'm evil, so I could install speakers on the top and yell "CHECK ME IN MY DELOREAN" into a microphone which will be so loud that James will be able to hear it wherever he is in England. Then with my last remaining fiver, I'd get myself a new paid account copy of FHM, I got my 100 icons back! I was about to ask what you lot would do with a million, then I realised who I have on my friends list, so instead, what's the most money you've ever spent in one go?
We filmed our new video the other day. It's good. The shoot was pushed back because the release of the song has been pushed back to the 16th, I think it is. But don't quote me on that. It's a great song, we recorded it with two different producers, so there's an "alternative" indie version that will no doubt pop up as a b-side or one of those annoying exclusive downloads that you have to pay extra for, and a power-pop version, which is going to be the main one. Obviously it's the theme tune to Alien Autopsy, so there's all sorts of awesome stuff in the video. I was planning on letting my bandmates tell you this, but I think all of them except the wife died off again. It was Chris's birthday on Monday aswell, he's 27, quite the pensioner. Happy belated birthday Mr Leonard, if you come back to read this.
What I will say is thank you. And I'm speaking to someone specific here, I'm sure they know who they are. Thank you for making me so happy these last couple of days. And I'm sorry I took so long to get here, I was probably a couple of months late, but I'm sure we'll be able to make up for lost time. You're my best friend and I never want that to change. I promised myself I wouldn't use the word 'girlfriend' in this update, except for right then, because if I did then it would be ENTER SOPPY STEVE and this update would go all EEEE and mushy, but I'm reckoning you know exactly how I feel about you. Love you :-*.
I hope you're all going to nominate at
mbp_awards_2006, it would be great to see the usually overlooked journals by us british chappies get some recognition for a change. There's so many people I know who deserve awards, and I've done my nominating, get to it folks. I want to spam someone with congratulatory comments, seeing as I don't know any Oscar winners. And this is a completely random fact that I'm going to shove at the end of here to save making another paragraph, but I'm going to America at the end of April to hang out with the Pussycat Dolls on tour! How excited am I? Because our schedules have been pushed back, I might be going out a little later than orignally planned, but I trust that you'll keep my spot on the bus warm, Nicole!
Anyway, that was quite long enough, and if Frank eats this I'll go psycho. It'll be the kebab shop for you, Frank, if you come anywhere near this entry. With extra garlic mayonnaise. And chips on the side. I refuse to update again until I can show you our new video, or else something drastic happens like Danny getting me pregnant and that's highly likely the way he carries on, but to tide you over until then have our
home movie. Oh, and
steve_rushton - how proud am I? I just wish that pictures like
this wouldn't get online, that's embarassing.
Edit: Brad's in a giving mood tonight it seems, LJ just let me load 101 icons haha!