Moved a little
Well today Jennifer and I moved a little bit of our stuff to our new digs and let me reiterate how much I absolutely hate moving it was always my plan to pay someone to do this for me when it was time to move again but being that this was on such short notice that was not an option. So it took a little while but it is worth it Jennifer simply can’t live in an environment where at any given moment shit might backup into the shower so here we are well I know in my last entry I teased that this one would be about why I hate the I want a famous face show so here it is (let it never be said that I don’t deliver) I want a famous face is an example of how America’s obsession with celebrities is out of control this is a group of people who feel that they cannot be happy unless they look like celebrities what the fuck sure there are celebrities that I like some you could say I am a little obsessed with take for example Kevin Smith I love Kevin Smith (by the way thank you Ben for all those years ago letting me borrow Clerks and Mallrats) I think that he is completely intone with his audience and would do almost anything to meet and maybe share a meal with the guy but I am not to the level of obsession that I think I cannot go on with life unless I have radical plastic surgery to gain an slight resemblance to him because let’s face it none of these people who want famous faces really looks like the celebrity they are emulating it such a small similarity that they would have to first say ”I had plastic surgery to look like (insert celebrity name here)” then you would go “OH yeah I kind of see it ….. I guess….sort of” so to all of these simple to all of you low self esteem having douche bags get a fucking life. If you want to really look like a famous person then stop pussy footing around and go the whole nine, on court TV everyday there is a reenactment of what went on in the court room of the Michael Jackson trail (another sad delve into celebrity voyeurism) and the guy who plays Michael is short of a collapsed nose to looking just like that sick, twisted, perverted kid fucker. Now that guy wants a famous face and he is making a living with his famous face all these assholes on Mtv are trying to do is get laid and lets face it all anyone on any show on Mtv is trying to do is get laid and there is nothing wrong with getting laid I myself am a big fan of the practice but I bet even when these people are getting laid they are doing it all the while thinking that it was their famous face not the alcohol, dope, and ruffies that has convinced this other person allow them to poke around their insides because I really hate to think that there are people out there who say “I fucked this (guy or girl) last night that kind of sort of resembled (insert celebrity name here).” And not then realize how stupid they are and immediately kill themselves. Well that was very cathartic thanks for listening.