Conversations with the Cat

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"STEEEEEEVE!  LOOOOOOOOK!"

"What?"

"I CAUGHT SOMETHING!  I CAUGHT SOMETHING!"

"That's a plastic fork from a fast-food place, Apollo.  With a paper napkin.  Still packaged together in plastic."

"AND I CAUGHT IT!"

Steve sighs.  "Good kitty."

Cat at this point notices Steve is reading.  Cat drops fork, jumps between Steve and reading material.

"PET ME!"