This is not who we were, this is not who we're meant to be
Right, I feel like I need to vent, there are a lot of things that are just doing my head in right now!!!
Most of them are little things like but i feel i need to get some stuff out!!!!....theres some happy stuff too, maybe i should do a few cuts .....hmmm....we shall see how it goes!!!!
1. I find out tonight from my girlfriend who is in Spain, that we are apparantly broken up, she phoned to find out if this was true! Turns out an old friend of mine who was/is a compulsive liar had met a friend at the train station and told him that i had broken up with my girlfriend! I havent spoken to this girl in over three years cos she caused me a lot of hassle and caused me and my then best friend to fall out. The person she told is a friend of mine and is living with my girlfriends best mate so soon word got around that we had split up...cue inter-country phonecalls to figure out what was happening. its obviously all sorted now but why would someone do that, i dont get what she has to gain from it, it is absolutely none of her business in any way. stupid fat twat who dresses like an old persons curtain!!!!
2. I heard on the radio today that someone is trying to make the bible more accessible to kids by translating it into txt speak and sending it to kids mobile phones! Fuck me sideways, are they really as stupid to think that the reason that kids will fall for that, for one thing how many bloody txts would that take up. If a kid doesnt want to sit and read the bible theyre sure as hell not gonna subscribe to a bible text messaging service, not gonna happen. I dont wanna delve further into this, incase i cause offence.
3. The jobcentre these days is beyond a joke, they do not help you a jot, the computers are barely ever working, nobody in there knows how to fix them when they fail, there are six job points in the whole of the irvine branch, which takes people in from kilwinning and stevenston as well i think. THEN...they employ two security guards, thought they are more like bouncers, for fuck sake one of them is a big bulldog looking guy with a skinhead. Ok fair enough, there are some lowlifes who go in these places and sometimes the workers must feel a bit threatened, that i understand, but the guy at the door asks everyone what theyre doing...IM WANTING A LOAF OF BREAD!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM DOING IN A JOBCENTRE, YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!
on three occasions hes sent me to the wrong area and ive been given a lecture on being late!!! my mate moved down from england having been away for six months, his mum kicked him out the house and he was basically homeless and they didnt get his claim sorted for 7 weeks, appaling. My mate brian walked into the job centre the other day and the guy looks at him and goes "you're here a lot" sweet mother of lord. My aunt who works for the job centre has even told me that the workers hate the new system and they dont feel they need two security guards. ohh it feels good to finally vent about that!!!
4. Spanish football teams are diving/cheating/timewasting bastards!...that is all!
5. there wasnt gonna be a five, but i just went downstairs, now the reason i am awake at this time is cos someone put the fuckin washing machine on and i couldnt sleep (my room is directly above it) so its finally off and i go downstairs and i notice my newly bought box of washing up powder, my flatmate took it upon herself to just open it and use it. im fuckin sick of it, I always buy the toilet paper, the washing up liquid and i usually buy my own washing up powder (ok all of thats not entirely true, kenny and alan are quite good for buying the washing up stuff and the toilet paper as well) . Me and Kenny are constantly washing plates and cutlery and cleaning the kitchen only to come down 2 hours later and there will be plates in the sink and knives covered in butter and toast crumbs all over the counter, its annoying as fuck, I mean one time we washed it up at about 10pm cos we were sittin talkin in the kitchen anyway listenin to our demo, i come back down at half 2 and theres 3 plates in the sink and shit all over the counter, its annoying as fuck!!! It doesnt take much to clean stuff up behind you or to buy your own fucking washing up powder!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! there....and breathe!!!!
emmm so yeah, ive actually been ok, things have been great.
apart from those last five things lol
Played my first gig with my new band, it went very well, made a couple of mistakes but thats to be expected. We were playing in a total rangers pub it was funny as hell, blue carpets, rangers tartan wallpaper, ridiculous!!! so to avoid being stabbed we decided that i should wear my rangers top onstage to get the crowd on our side straight away, it seemed to work!
Had a great night out last weekedn with Loz, Kenny and Craig. Loz and Kenny were fuckin steamin it was brilliant, had a good laugh at them and caught up with a few people ive not seen in a long time!
no taxi mats were stolen!
This month i have been mostly watching South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Vic Reeves Big Night Out, which is sheer bloody insanity at its best!
"hey vic, can you smell onions?" "no" "not even from this close? *slams onion in face*
"hey vic. you farted" "no" "what, ever?"
genius, not to mention les and his spirit levels!!!
watched the breakfast club twice today, kinda by mistake, but hey, if it works it works!
Got right back into the Mull Historical Society the other day, I was working for my dad cos hes on holiday for the football and his new shops kind of part of a post office so i cant play any heavy music, they even complained about the stone roses, so on the tuesday i tokk in the three Mull albums and played them, we woulda sold a couple of copies an all, but my dad didnt have them in, silly sod!! but anyway, i was listening to them and it reminded me how good they are, they really should be bigger, much bigger, they do quirky acoustic indie pop (did i just create a new genre) better than ANYONE!!!
Most of them are little things like but i feel i need to get some stuff out!!!!....theres some happy stuff too, maybe i should do a few cuts .....hmmm....we shall see how it goes!!!!
1. I find out tonight from my girlfriend who is in Spain, that we are apparantly broken up, she phoned to find out if this was true! Turns out an old friend of mine who was/is a compulsive liar had met a friend at the train station and told him that i had broken up with my girlfriend! I havent spoken to this girl in over three years cos she caused me a lot of hassle and caused me and my then best friend to fall out. The person she told is a friend of mine and is living with my girlfriends best mate so soon word got around that we had split up...cue inter-country phonecalls to figure out what was happening. its obviously all sorted now but why would someone do that, i dont get what she has to gain from it, it is absolutely none of her business in any way. stupid fat twat who dresses like an old persons curtain!!!!
2. I heard on the radio today that someone is trying to make the bible more accessible to kids by translating it into txt speak and sending it to kids mobile phones! Fuck me sideways, are they really as stupid to think that the reason that kids will fall for that, for one thing how many bloody txts would that take up. If a kid doesnt want to sit and read the bible theyre sure as hell not gonna subscribe to a bible text messaging service, not gonna happen. I dont wanna delve further into this, incase i cause offence.
3. The jobcentre these days is beyond a joke, they do not help you a jot, the computers are barely ever working, nobody in there knows how to fix them when they fail, there are six job points in the whole of the irvine branch, which takes people in from kilwinning and stevenston as well i think. THEN...they employ two security guards, thought they are more like bouncers, for fuck sake one of them is a big bulldog looking guy with a skinhead. Ok fair enough, there are some lowlifes who go in these places and sometimes the workers must feel a bit threatened, that i understand, but the guy at the door asks everyone what theyre doing...IM WANTING A LOAF OF BREAD!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM DOING IN A JOBCENTRE, YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!
on three occasions hes sent me to the wrong area and ive been given a lecture on being late!!! my mate moved down from england having been away for six months, his mum kicked him out the house and he was basically homeless and they didnt get his claim sorted for 7 weeks, appaling. My mate brian walked into the job centre the other day and the guy looks at him and goes "you're here a lot" sweet mother of lord. My aunt who works for the job centre has even told me that the workers hate the new system and they dont feel they need two security guards. ohh it feels good to finally vent about that!!!
4. Spanish football teams are diving/cheating/timewasting bastards!...that is all!
5. there wasnt gonna be a five, but i just went downstairs, now the reason i am awake at this time is cos someone put the fuckin washing machine on and i couldnt sleep (my room is directly above it) so its finally off and i go downstairs and i notice my newly bought box of washing up powder, my flatmate took it upon herself to just open it and use it. im fuckin sick of it, I always buy the toilet paper, the washing up liquid and i usually buy my own washing up powder (ok all of thats not entirely true, kenny and alan are quite good for buying the washing up stuff and the toilet paper as well) . Me and Kenny are constantly washing plates and cutlery and cleaning the kitchen only to come down 2 hours later and there will be plates in the sink and knives covered in butter and toast crumbs all over the counter, its annoying as fuck, I mean one time we washed it up at about 10pm cos we were sittin talkin in the kitchen anyway listenin to our demo, i come back down at half 2 and theres 3 plates in the sink and shit all over the counter, its annoying as fuck!!! It doesnt take much to clean stuff up behind you or to buy your own fucking washing up powder!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! there....and breathe!!!!
emmm so yeah, ive actually been ok, things have been great.
apart from those last five things lol
Played my first gig with my new band, it went very well, made a couple of mistakes but thats to be expected. We were playing in a total rangers pub it was funny as hell, blue carpets, rangers tartan wallpaper, ridiculous!!! so to avoid being stabbed we decided that i should wear my rangers top onstage to get the crowd on our side straight away, it seemed to work!
Had a great night out last weekedn with Loz, Kenny and Craig. Loz and Kenny were fuckin steamin it was brilliant, had a good laugh at them and caught up with a few people ive not seen in a long time!
no taxi mats were stolen!
This month i have been mostly watching South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Vic Reeves Big Night Out, which is sheer bloody insanity at its best!
"hey vic, can you smell onions?" "no" "not even from this close? *slams onion in face*
"hey vic. you farted" "no" "what, ever?"
genius, not to mention les and his spirit levels!!!
watched the breakfast club twice today, kinda by mistake, but hey, if it works it works!
Got right back into the Mull Historical Society the other day, I was working for my dad cos hes on holiday for the football and his new shops kind of part of a post office so i cant play any heavy music, they even complained about the stone roses, so on the tuesday i tokk in the three Mull albums and played them, we woulda sold a couple of copies an all, but my dad didnt have them in, silly sod!! but anyway, i was listening to them and it reminded me how good they are, they really should be bigger, much bigger, they do quirky acoustic indie pop (did i just create a new genre) better than ANYONE!!!