Reason #4576489 why God hates me!!!
Friday morning...11:00 a.m.....I'm already not pleased because 1.) I had to get up so early and 2.) I woke up to the smell of pork, which I thought was sausage only to find out it was the ham in the chicken cordon bleu that Jon-Michael was making for class...PISSED
We get back to my apartment, without stopping at McDonald's, mind you. I notice that there is soaking wet carpet outside the door to my building, and I think to myself, "God, that sucks for someone." I open the door to my apartment building, and my front door is wide open with about three, huge, burly worker men standing inside my apartment. It sounds like the set-up for a hot porn, right? NO. They have some huge water sucking-up machine and a dehumidifier...I don't have carpet...PISSED
They tell me that a water line broke in the building, and hundreds of gallons of water ran into my apartment, but luckily mine was the only one that got flooded. Obviously me and him have 2 different ideas of what luckly means.
Well, needless to say, I slept all day to thwart the situation, but I will be getting new carpet in a few hours. It also gets me out of having to go to the bar and decorating, which allows me more time to work on my Halloween costume. What am I going as, you ask? I have no fucking clue. Who has time to think about these things when you're in the middle of a natural disaster. It was like my own personal Hurricane Katrina...and again, where was FEMA? It only goes to prove Kanye West's point...George Bush hates black people!!!
PISSED!
We get back to my apartment, without stopping at McDonald's, mind you. I notice that there is soaking wet carpet outside the door to my building, and I think to myself, "God, that sucks for someone." I open the door to my apartment building, and my front door is wide open with about three, huge, burly worker men standing inside my apartment. It sounds like the set-up for a hot porn, right? NO. They have some huge water sucking-up machine and a dehumidifier...I don't have carpet...PISSED
They tell me that a water line broke in the building, and hundreds of gallons of water ran into my apartment, but luckily mine was the only one that got flooded. Obviously me and him have 2 different ideas of what luckly means.
Well, needless to say, I slept all day to thwart the situation, but I will be getting new carpet in a few hours. It also gets me out of having to go to the bar and decorating, which allows me more time to work on my Halloween costume. What am I going as, you ask? I have no fucking clue. Who has time to think about these things when you're in the middle of a natural disaster. It was like my own personal Hurricane Katrina...and again, where was FEMA? It only goes to prove Kanye West's point...George Bush hates black people!!!
PISSED!