Quote of the day

[stevekennedy]

" 'Granny.' Something else that needles me. This attitude towards old people. We're either the objects of kind pity or cruel wisecracks. Our hearing isn't as bad as you think. Blue-hair, God's waiting room, all those reason toarks about our driving. You know what we talk about when you're not around? Getting in a Buick and plowing through a bunch of young people, then acting confused. So we lose our license. So what? Keep telling your little jokes."
-from "Atomic Lobster" by Tim Dorsey