John Huges' Beard Science (1985)
In hirsute of happiness, I have decided to grow back the beard I had for the fast majority of my post-Fanshawe years (or as those who know me best always refer to it as, and I do mean always, po-fan). Most guys steer away from the beard, and I confess a certain relief during my Trent years whilst experimenting with goatees, van-dykes, and the hilarious ways I can be mustachio'd, but I think I am fortunate enough to look reasonably good with it. Also, beard equals cool. Need some examples, I gots yer examples: Kevin Smith, Chuck Norris, Chewbacca, and Jesus Christ.
Beards, bitch. Beards.
Beards, bitch. Beards.