FML

[steveguy]

I always seem to forget that when you're talking to drunk ppl, they are always telling you the truth. No matter how outlandish or "there's no way that's true" it sounds. So when somebody tells you "Doctor Steve, i heard some interesting things about you from ppl who don't know Kelly" and "you're a nice guy....you just don't need to be a playa" you should probably think that Yes, as improbable as it seems, the girl you're talking to does now about crazy red dress who took you home, and thus you should just keep your mouth shut.

I mean seriously I was sober last night and I just had to open my damn mouth.

hahahahaha...............ugh. what a joke