Jan 10, 2005 19:04
Meme
1. Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about.
2. Pick a few lines of dialog that mean something to you.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
4. If possible, after the film is guessed, explain why that movie made the list.
Movies:
1. "No one's looking for a puppetteer in todays winter economic climate"
"Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?"
"Wow! You're really, uh, great in that movie... where you play that retard."
"Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
2. "The swan ate my baby, the swan ate my baby!"
"Lutefisk. It's cod, that's been soaked in lye for about a week. It's best served with lots of butter."
"He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms!"
"My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said? Once a carnie, always a carnie. Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.
3. "It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun."
"I'm trying to understand our world. I don't deal with petty materialists like you."
"As soon as you discard scientific rigor, you're no longer a mathematician, you're a numerologist."
"10:15, personal note: It's fair to say I'm stepping out on a limb, but I am on the edge and that's where it happens."
4. "Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
"A Liger.... It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak."
5. "Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions."
"The ratio of people to cake is too big. "
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment"
"There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
6. "What can a man do in New York if he's lonely and hasn't a dick?"
"Every morning when I wake up, it all seems like a bad nightmare. But then I reach for my groin and face the absurd facts once more."
"The name is Babette"
so i only did 6.