Yawn
Batman Forever has been on lately. It's such a sweet movie. Bowling started...YEEHA!...
3 months and 30 days until I get the laminated piece of paper that I've been waiting for...yup, you guessed it, my library card! I'm just joshin' folks...it's my FUCKING LICENSE...
steved AVE47: hey skip how are you
One x By x One: oswald, im genuine
One x By x One: and yourself?
One x By x One: alright then...see you at the office...if you refuse to respond
steved AVE47: wait, i'm here did you get those reports into thompson?
steved AVE47: he was a real Negative Nancy on tuesday
steved AVE47: but i think it was just an extended "case of the mondays"
One x By x One: yes, the transaction is almost complete...but he's handed over the fisher account to swanson
steved AVE47: god damn it, it never ends with him
One x By x One: swanson, that fucker, i was dining with him at Harry's Tavern and Bar last Sunday, he has quite the 'tude
One x By x One: he told the waitress "I want a martini, dry, DRY LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!" and he ran out screaming
steved AVE47: i just think he's being a bitch because his love life isn't going so smooth, i heard his blind wife left him for sheffield
One x By x One: ah sheffield, i heard he dines at houlihans...with Franklin!
One x By x One: what a card.
steved AVE47: hes such a jokester, he called the waitor a "communist" and threw a popcorn shrimp in his face
One x By x One: ah, i love the arts
hmm this is pretty awkward...i guess i should be going...uhh...i'll see you at the office on Monday, I hope Swanson doesn't show up drunk again, you know how he's been lately...
3 months and 30 days until I get the laminated piece of paper that I've been waiting for...yup, you guessed it, my library card! I'm just joshin' folks...it's my FUCKING LICENSE...
steved AVE47: hey skip how are you
One x By x One: oswald, im genuine
One x By x One: and yourself?
One x By x One: alright then...see you at the office...if you refuse to respond
steved AVE47: wait, i'm here did you get those reports into thompson?
steved AVE47: he was a real Negative Nancy on tuesday
steved AVE47: but i think it was just an extended "case of the mondays"
One x By x One: yes, the transaction is almost complete...but he's handed over the fisher account to swanson
steved AVE47: god damn it, it never ends with him
One x By x One: swanson, that fucker, i was dining with him at Harry's Tavern and Bar last Sunday, he has quite the 'tude
One x By x One: he told the waitress "I want a martini, dry, DRY LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!" and he ran out screaming
steved AVE47: i just think he's being a bitch because his love life isn't going so smooth, i heard his blind wife left him for sheffield
One x By x One: ah sheffield, i heard he dines at houlihans...with Franklin!
One x By x One: what a card.
steved AVE47: hes such a jokester, he called the waitor a "communist" and threw a popcorn shrimp in his face
One x By x One: ah, i love the arts
hmm this is pretty awkward...i guess i should be going...uhh...i'll see you at the office on Monday, I hope Swanson doesn't show up drunk again, you know how he's been lately...