Forgot to mention...
I looked out my window one morning of graduation weekend and saw this:
Apparently some guy, obviously drunk, thought that the street you see in the background kept going and decided to turn when he realized it didn't. Being of obviously superior intelligence, he decided to avoid the drunk-driving charge by fleeing the scene and leaving the car. Even if the cop couldn't have tracked the guy down through his registration, I'm pretty sure he would've found him through his *wallet which he left on the seat*.
Smooth criminal.
Apparently some guy, obviously drunk, thought that the street you see in the background kept going and decided to turn when he realized it didn't. Being of obviously superior intelligence, he decided to avoid the drunk-driving charge by fleeing the scene and leaving the car. Even if the cop couldn't have tracked the guy down through his registration, I'm pretty sure he would've found him through his *wallet which he left on the seat*.
Smooth criminal.