Few days ago, I got narcissistic and posted
this in no_pants. Interestingly, there is no offer of sexual favors or anything of the like made to me. It hurts my ego. Only not.
I look into the mirror and start criticizing how weird the man staring back at me looks. Hours can be spent listing all the facial features could be altered to make the face approach perfection, like that of Tom Cruise. Stepping back and glancing over the body, a million flaws can be found. It's nothing even close to the Roman ideal of physical beauty. I'm a mere mortal. I don't obsess over my physical self.
This short random update is brought to you by a healthy dose of Oreo, M&M's and plain chocolate ice cream.