"Each bounce brings me closer to heaven! Catch me Jesus!"
Today I rode by a one story house with one of those big ol trampolines in the front yard. There was a fat kid bouncing around with his shoes on, which I understand ruins the jumping surface and really brings down the resale value, but whatever.
On the roof above him was this little guy, maybe about 7 or 8, about to jump off and propell himself into the stratosphere with the bounce, or so I assume. He was yelling at Fatty to move so he could proceed.
Just then, a harried looking woman comes out the front door and starts berating Fatty for something he either did or did not do. The little dude on the roof starts quick stepping lightly towards the other side of the house to avoid detection.
The look on his face was pretty fucking priceless. An absolute "Oh fuck! Oh shit!" type look.
Crazy kids.
On the roof above him was this little guy, maybe about 7 or 8, about to jump off and propell himself into the stratosphere with the bounce, or so I assume. He was yelling at Fatty to move so he could proceed.
Just then, a harried looking woman comes out the front door and starts berating Fatty for something he either did or did not do. The little dude on the roof starts quick stepping lightly towards the other side of the house to avoid detection.
The look on his face was pretty fucking priceless. An absolute "Oh fuck! Oh shit!" type look.
Crazy kids.