Rocky 6
I recently discovered that i have a gift. My gift may be attributed to the fact that i have a temper worse than a pitbull with an oversized novelty dildo in its ass. My gift is beating up jocks. Lousy popped collar trash talking metrosexual jocks to be exact. I crapped thunder all over their faces right outside my apartment, after one of them threw a snowball at me and hit me directly in the face and yelled "fag". I proceeded to knock them both onto the street and hit one of them in the side of the head until his ear was bleeding. The one who tried to pull me off ate the front grill of a parked car, and i continued to walk to the store. Its funny how a simple outing to buy milk can turn into an opportunity to injure people. Life sure is strange.