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[steve082388]

It has been a while since I've seen the sun rise.

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[gakundiz]

I thought... I thought God just flicks a switch and the sun turns on... what are you talking about? The earth is flat... and... we are the center of the known universe...no?

[steve082388]

Actually, what happens is Jesus decides he wants a mimosa, using the astral orange juice of the gods, the sun. As he drinks, the glass with the sun begins to empty of the god-like orange juice, so the glow dies, leaving the empty glass which we call the "moon". Anyways, Jesus drinks up until he gets fucking trashed and passes out. Each morning he wakes up and vomits up this holy beverage back into the glass he drank out of, and once the hangover subsides he eats a bit of unleavened bread and starts again. It's in the bible, look it up. Seriously, google that shit.

[gakundiz]

I "googled that shit" and apparently people think that there is such a thing called "science" which supposedly explains it all.. What utter crap.

[steve082388]

science is jesus' coverup

[hecatelila]

i looked it up in the bible, and what you say totally goes with all the metaphorical shit i read.