We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium
L - A - S - T:
01. Last Cigarette:
There's never been a first.
02. Last Kiss?
The other night, which was... those days ago. Saturday?
03. Last Cry:
I can't be bothered to remember.
04. Last Library:
Thursday.
05. Last Movie Seen:
The Crying Game, on vhs taped from the tv some years ago. What nice people, the strongest language they use is "heck"!
06. Last Book Read:
Loretta Lynn's autobiography, The Three Incestuous Sisters
07. Last Cuss Word:
Heck?
08. Last Beverage Drank:
Dr Pepper
09. Last Food Consumed:
Pie
11. Last TV Show Watched:
Some of Coronation Street
12. last showered:
Showered? Feh! A bath! That's the ticket! Today.
13. Last Shoes Worn:
Slippers, of course.
14. Last CD played:
Dolly Parton - Coat of Many Colors, Bowie - Ziggy Stardust
15. Last Soda Drank:
This one, currently.
16. Last Thing Written:
stereo6633: won't you need to be a diplomat first?
Really I'm also in the middle of a short paper about the plague. More accurately, I haven't yet started it.
17. Last Words Spoken:
I just said something to the cat, but I don't remember what it was.
18. Last Annoyance:
Hmm... probably something inconvenient. Like having to put on shoes or a coat.
19. Last Time Scolded Someone:
It was probably Sparky.
20. Last Web Site Visited:
the plague. and allmusic
B - O - D - Y:
01. Piercings: Just the ears from a long time ago. I never wear earings though. I find the thought discomforting. 02. Tattoos: Just the one, in my lip.
03. Height: 5'4'' thank you very much
04. Shoe size: eight and a half.
05. Hair color: Blond. Just kidding!
06. Eye color: Hazel
L A S T . . .
01. Movie you rented: Rent? No no no.
02. Movie you bought: Buy? No no no.
03. Song you listened to: Well by this time it's The Village Green Preservation Society
08. Person that's called you:
Tom rang but I didn't want to be rude by answering it.
10. Person you were thinking of:
Well, Dolly Parton, of course.
DO................
01. You have a crush on someone:
Yes, but they are all people of history.
02. You wish you could live somewhere else:
Well, I suppose I could if I tried. Live somewhere else, that is.
03. You think about suicide:
I don't make a habit of it. I think about it about as much as I think about other things. Like.. mathematical proofs.
04. You believe in online dating:
I believe it happens?
05. You want more Piercings:
Heavens no.
06. You drink:
One cannot survive on dried spinach alone! In this weather, I wallow in cocoa.
07. You do drugs:
Just what are you implying, my dear man? Of course not!
08. You smoke:
No no no
09. You like cleaning:
I think of it in the same way as I think of.... oh.. any other thing that never crosses my mind.
10. You like roller coasters:
The wobbly wooden ones are nice to look at.
11. You write in cursive or print:
Whatever I can get
F O R O R A G A I N S T...
01. Long distance relationship:
Are these ethical questions?
02. Teenage smoking:
The Youth need more structure, they do.
03. Doing drugs:
Some like it, I'd guess.
04. Driving drunk:
Why does this even need to be a question?
H A V E Y O U . . .
01. Ever cried over a female/male: Yes, every time I realize that I will never be Tiny Tim's fourth wife. And me with a whole closet full of linens embriorderd with "Miss Maddy Loves Tiny." Don't I feel silly!
02. Ever lied to someone: Of course!
03. Ever faked an orgasm: RIGHT NOW
04. Ever been in a fist fight: Unfortunately, no
05. Ever been arrested: Only by the FASHION POLICE. And even then it was a charge of being too FASHIONABLE for FASHION.
W H A T...
01. Favorite alchoholic drink:
None, really
02. Shoes do you wear:
Whatever I happen to see. They are so bothersome.
03. Are you scared of:
Boredom.
04. What's your favorite flower:
Hellebore. And the flower of the Quince.
N U M B E R . . .
01. Of times you have been in love?
I fall in love a-new every time I see a picture of Tiny Tim. So, an infinite number of times.
02. Of times you have had your heart broken?
See "Have You" number one
03. Of hearts you have broken?
A million faces in a million places?
04. Of drugs taken?
No no no
05. Of people you consider your enemies?
Oh none. At least not personally. There was once an irksome young chippie, but then I realized that she was beneath the very effort of thinking upon her insipid prattling.
06. Of scars on your body?
My hands have many.
07. Of things in your past that you regret?
One. Not winning that book at the contra dance auction.