PUBLIC;; A MOMENT
All right. In regards to my last post -- there is a story.
Some time ago my friend John -- a total asshat who doesn't know his right from his left -- met this girl named Ali. Nice girl. Spanish or some shit, darker skinned brown hair, so fucking short she could give someone a blowjob while standing. They hooked up for a while, on and off, and he really had a thing for her. Me? I was too busy drinking while we hung out to pay real attention to her. It was a habit of mine to take a shot whenever one of them said the word "love" because damn could they throw that word around.
"Joooohn I just loooove Prada"
"I love tits"
"Jooohn I love Coach"
"I love tits"
"What do you love Steps?"
"I'd love another fucking shot, bro."
SUMS UP OUR WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP.
She went missing for a while so we hunted her down. We meaning he dragged me in his truck while I couldn't even stand from my shots and driving off down the highway.
I don't bring my keys with me when I go out drinking. Or too much money so I don't get myself a hefty tab. And John forgot to grab my ID and wallet from where we were hanging out -- in my jacket, which he forgot I had. So I was pretty much a John Doe to everything ever. We were driving down the highway when I actually realized what the hell we were doing, but he was worried, so I was chill with it. Well aaactually I was more chill when I threw a soda in his face and hurled out the window (let's not forget the puke hitting the motorcycler behind us that was hilarious). TOTALLY CHILL BRO.
We drove for hours, found her in some motel with friends. They were having a ~*girl road trip*~ so they didn't bother to tell ~*the boyfriends*~. But they were both horny so they tossed me in a room and went off and fucked somewhere. Actually they tossed me in the bathroom and I got to listen to them while my face was in the toilet I'm so fucking abused fml.
HAHAHA IT WAS GREAT OVERALL but fucking horrible at the same time. My liiiiiife my life. I need a movie deal.
Working on a new Dave Nails fic with more He's Such A Fail Brother things rolling around in it. It's still in my head buuuut I think I'm going to start writing it tonight? Or color Dave icons. I CANNOT COLOR FOR SHIT WHY DO I TRY. Causeeee I'm dyin' to try him in a game that actualy allows. Dead/Supposedly dead people. And I feel bad taking icons from people, I heard that's taboo? According to my friend Andi who used to RP here on LJ. She left do to "dramu".
....Fuuuck if Dave was still alive he'd be old.
Hnnnnnhgh.
ANYWAY fic yep. If anyone feels like proposing a trade for colored panels/icons, I've got money to buy paid accounts with, if you're talented and poor. Fuck I'd even give paid accounts for fanart. Or if you want my soul/virginity (what's left of it)/pride (it doesn't exist) that's also up for grabs. Or fic. I am flexible really.
But me aside, tell me, people who I have friended and even those I haven't and just happened across this journal and are WTFing and my inability to be coherent -- who is your favorite character (any media) and why? Consider this a Getting To Knooooow You type of thing really I want to know all your bra sizes and by bra sizes I mean feelings.
Only. Maybe.
Some time ago my friend John -- a total asshat who doesn't know his right from his left -- met this girl named Ali. Nice girl. Spanish or some shit, darker skinned brown hair, so fucking short she could give someone a blowjob while standing. They hooked up for a while, on and off, and he really had a thing for her. Me? I was too busy drinking while we hung out to pay real attention to her. It was a habit of mine to take a shot whenever one of them said the word "love" because damn could they throw that word around.
"Joooohn I just loooove Prada"
"I love tits"
"Jooohn I love Coach"
"I love tits"
"What do you love Steps?"
"I'd love another fucking shot, bro."
SUMS UP OUR WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP.
She went missing for a while so we hunted her down. We meaning he dragged me in his truck while I couldn't even stand from my shots and driving off down the highway.
I don't bring my keys with me when I go out drinking. Or too much money so I don't get myself a hefty tab. And John forgot to grab my ID and wallet from where we were hanging out -- in my jacket, which he forgot I had. So I was pretty much a John Doe to everything ever. We were driving down the highway when I actually realized what the hell we were doing, but he was worried, so I was chill with it. Well aaactually I was more chill when I threw a soda in his face and hurled out the window (let's not forget the puke hitting the motorcycler behind us that was hilarious). TOTALLY CHILL BRO.
We drove for hours, found her in some motel with friends. They were having a ~*girl road trip*~ so they didn't bother to tell ~*the boyfriends*~. But they were both horny so they tossed me in a room and went off and fucked somewhere. Actually they tossed me in the bathroom and I got to listen to them while my face was in the toilet I'm so fucking abused fml.
HAHAHA IT WAS GREAT OVERALL but fucking horrible at the same time. My liiiiiife my life. I need a movie deal.
Working on a new Dave Nails fic with more He's Such A Fail Brother things rolling around in it. It's still in my head buuuut I think I'm going to start writing it tonight? Or color Dave icons. I CANNOT COLOR FOR SHIT WHY DO I TRY. Causeeee I'm dyin' to try him in a game that actualy allows. Dead/Supposedly dead people. And I feel bad taking icons from people, I heard that's taboo? According to my friend Andi who used to RP here on LJ. She left do to "dramu".
....Fuuuck if Dave was still alive he'd be old.
Hnnnnnhgh.
ANYWAY fic yep. If anyone feels like proposing a trade for colored panels/icons, I've got money to buy paid accounts with, if you're talented and poor. Fuck I'd even give paid accounts for fanart. Or if you want my soul/virginity (what's left of it)/pride (it doesn't exist) that's also up for grabs. Or fic. I am flexible really.
But me aside, tell me, people who I have friended and even those I haven't and just happened across this journal and are WTFing and my inability to be coherent -- who is your favorite character (any media) and why? Consider this a Getting To Knooooow You type of thing really I want to know all your bra sizes and by bra sizes I mean feelings.
Only. Maybe.