Fucking get over yourself.
n. pl. SHEEP
1. Any of various usually horned ruminant mammals of the genus Ovis in the family Bovidae, especially the domesticated species O. aries, raised in many breeds for wool, edible flesh, or skin.
2. Leather made from the skin of one of these animals.
3.
1. A person regarded as timid, weak, or submissive.
2. One who is easily swayed or led.
ATTENTION SHEEP:
Sick, pissed off, uncreative, grumpy, and pissed off more.
At who? No one in particular. The question is, at what? At what certain website(s) am I especially angry at/with. You've got three guesses and two of them don't count.
1. Myspace
2. Myspace
3. MYSPACE.
Jesus, I hate it. I hate it so much. Why?... Let me count the ways...
1.)People posting slutty pictures.
2.)People copying, word for word, other people's 'about me', music, etc...
3.)"Haha books are gay I don't read."
4.)"myspace whore!"
5.)A big fat list of shit in the 'about me' thing telling you every little detail of their lives, obviously trying to be something THEY'RE NOT.
6.)
7.)As if you didn't get enough exposure on your own myspace, you post pictures of yourself with things like, "If you love me put this on your myspace!!!"
8.)Chain Mail
9.)People who actually re-post the chain mail, in fear of being suffocated by the evil chinese zombie on their celing at 3:47 am.
10.)"I've seen you on Myspace!"
11.)It's an encouragement to talk shit, gossip, etc...
12.)"She's/he's so much hotter on myspace..."
13.)Messages like, 'Hey you're hot, let's fuck. -John.' Yeah I'm going to fuck you 'cause you sent me a message on myspace.
14.)Breaking up, Hooking up, Fighting, etc. through myspace, as if AIM wasn't pathetic enough already.
15.)Shitty layout jobs where you have to scroll for twenty minutes to see the entire page.
16.)Comments in "font size=456793498" "I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!"
17.)GODDAMN FUCKING COPYCATS. (yeah I said it twice.)
18.)"I absolutely HATE fake people." Yeah? Me too.
19.)"I love guys with long hair!!! I love surfers/skaters/jocks/water polo boizzzz!" Because they're All the same.....
20.)Actual quote from a myspace:"♥If people label me that's their problem, not mine♥
(2 lines down...)
♥I love little surfer boys and "athletes"♥
21.)Another one?
♥I don't BUY expensive shit like Chanel, Dior, Coach and all that jazz♥ (a few lines down...)
♥I guess you could say I wear Abercrombie a lot♥
22.)FUCKING HYPOCRITS.
23.)Begging for comments through bulletins. (pathetic, are we?)
24.)Asking for comments on AIM. (like I said...)
25.)While taking a picture, you think.. "I'm sooo puting this on myspace."
Alright, well I think 25 is all you need for now. But think about it. Basically, Myspace is a big web of fake people, trying to be something their not. It only shows that you're desperate for attention, and have absolutely nothing better to do with your time.
I had a myspace once, and I did fall victim to a few things on the above list. But most of those are what got me to delete it. Copying, immature, fake SHEEPS, little girls and boys trying to be appealing to people who'd never give them the time of day otherwise.
This isn't targeted at anyone. It's not supposed to make you mad, it's supposed to let you know why I think it's a dumb website. You don't care? Then go edit your layout and post some bulletins, sheep. Thanks for reading. If you have a problem feel free to take it up with me.
1. Any of various usually horned ruminant mammals of the genus Ovis in the family Bovidae, especially the domesticated species O. aries, raised in many breeds for wool, edible flesh, or skin.
2. Leather made from the skin of one of these animals.
3.
1. A person regarded as timid, weak, or submissive.
2. One who is easily swayed or led.
ATTENTION SHEEP:
Sick, pissed off, uncreative, grumpy, and pissed off more.
At who? No one in particular. The question is, at what? At what certain website(s) am I especially angry at/with. You've got three guesses and two of them don't count.
1. Myspace
2. Myspace
3. MYSPACE.
Jesus, I hate it. I hate it so much. Why?... Let me count the ways...
1.)People posting slutty pictures.
2.)People copying, word for word, other people's 'about me', music, etc...
3.)"Haha books are gay I don't read."
4.)"myspace whore!"
5.)A big fat list of shit in the 'about me' thing telling you every little detail of their lives, obviously trying to be something THEY'RE NOT.
6.)
7.)As if you didn't get enough exposure on your own myspace, you post pictures of yourself with things like, "If you love me put this on your myspace!!!"
8.)Chain Mail
9.)People who actually re-post the chain mail, in fear of being suffocated by the evil chinese zombie on their celing at 3:47 am.
10.)"I've seen you on Myspace!"
11.)It's an encouragement to talk shit, gossip, etc...
12.)"She's/he's so much hotter on myspace..."
13.)Messages like, 'Hey you're hot, let's fuck. -John.' Yeah I'm going to fuck you 'cause you sent me a message on myspace.
14.)Breaking up, Hooking up, Fighting, etc. through myspace, as if AIM wasn't pathetic enough already.
15.)Shitty layout jobs where you have to scroll for twenty minutes to see the entire page.
16.)Comments in "font size=456793498" "I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!"
17.)GODDAMN FUCKING COPYCATS. (yeah I said it twice.)
18.)"I absolutely HATE fake people." Yeah? Me too.
19.)"I love guys with long hair!!! I love surfers/skaters/jocks/water polo boizzzz!" Because they're All the same.....
20.)Actual quote from a myspace:"♥If people label me that's their problem, not mine♥
(2 lines down...)
♥I love little surfer boys and "athletes"♥
21.)Another one?
♥I don't BUY expensive shit like Chanel, Dior, Coach and all that jazz♥ (a few lines down...)
♥I guess you could say I wear Abercrombie a lot♥
22.)FUCKING HYPOCRITS.
23.)Begging for comments through bulletins. (pathetic, are we?)
24.)Asking for comments on AIM. (like I said...)
25.)While taking a picture, you think.. "I'm sooo puting this on myspace."
Alright, well I think 25 is all you need for now. But think about it. Basically, Myspace is a big web of fake people, trying to be something their not. It only shows that you're desperate for attention, and have absolutely nothing better to do with your time.
I had a myspace once, and I did fall victim to a few things on the above list. But most of those are what got me to delete it. Copying, immature, fake SHEEPS, little girls and boys trying to be appealing to people who'd never give them the time of day otherwise.
This isn't targeted at anyone. It's not supposed to make you mad, it's supposed to let you know why I think it's a dumb website. You don't care? Then go edit your layout and post some bulletins, sheep. Thanks for reading. If you have a problem feel free to take it up with me.