Better than a flu shot!
Miss Hunter, the church organist,
was in her seventies and had never been married.
She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her
and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed
a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water.
In the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him
and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Hunter," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me
about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet,
and it would prevent the spread of disease.
And you know . . . I haven't had a cold all winter."
Here's hoping you have a healthy winter
(C U Next Tuesday) haha
was in her seventies and had never been married.
She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her
and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed
a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water.
In the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him
and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Hunter," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me
about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet,
and it would prevent the spread of disease.
And you know . . . I haven't had a cold all winter."
Here's hoping you have a healthy winter
(C U Next Tuesday) haha