Cars & Hangovers = not a good mix.
I'll start off by saying that Last night was the best freaking night I have had in a long time. You know what that means right?? I'm so0o0o0o hungover!!! I drank like almost a full mickey of rhum!! ( I chugged so much before leaving...Parker made me chug it right out of the bottle.) and then I drank I don't know how many yagerbombs and then I had a few double vodka sevens (my friend daryl bought me)
Anywho.. So I have this job at the salvation army collecting money for christmas and stuff and well... it's the most boring job, so I decided that I was going to document my day whenever i thought of stuff. This may get long and boring, but you can read it anyways!!!
This is how it starts
"I wonder if getting drunk at the age of 60 is like getting drunk when you are young. Is it as fun? There are way too many older people that are in here over the age of 55! (By the way, I was collecting money at the LCBO).
How is it that there is a long line up for people to come into the lcboat 9:50am. There had to be about 10 people waiting! Can't you wait a little longer to leave the house so that you don't end up looking like a boozehound?
I'm not giong to lie, but I'm starting to think about crackin into a bottle of wine right insie the door. It might make the day go by way quicker!!! All I can think about right now is tonight and how drunk I am giong to get.(I did not anticipate to get as drunk as I did though!) Oh man, this place is turning me into an alcoholic and it's only 10:40am!!! All I can think of is sweet booze.
10:47am - Oh how easy it would be to take all this money and go Christmas shopping. Sure it's on a lock, but it's attached with a key ring, so that you could essentially take it and RUUNNNNN!!!!!!
10:55am Why do people abandon their carts so close to where they belong, but just far enough away that someone has to fix it??
11:00am - Peopl who don't want to donate can't look you in the eye. they should just do what I do... make up a BS story about why you can't.
11:18am - Has it only been 18 minutes? Old married couples are the best. I just heard an old man yell at his wife for forgetting her keys in he car, which is about 4 feet from the front door. haha
11:27am - Guy says to me.. "You're Lucky it's nto 40 below!" then doesn't donate... I say "You're lucky I don't punch you, punch you right in the mouth!!" Okay... well I didn't say that, but I should have hahaha
11:44am - A snotty girl walk in.. you know, thinking she is all that and runs right into the door!! hahahah One side of her body smokes it!!!/ Serves her right.
12:02pm - I got so excited because I thought the time said 12:20. I guess that's my dyslexia kicking in. I want lunch. Some LCBO guy offered me lunch, but I turned him down politely. It's really almost hard to tell which people are shopping for xmas presents and which ones are the boozehounds!!! Seriouly.
2:09pm - Just got back from my one hour and 45 minute lunch with jdawg. mmmm Chicken fingers and fries. When I got back, the manager told me that he didn't think I was even coming back!!! hahaha.. I was really contemplating! Do I really want this job? The worst part is that when i'm done here, I go to my other job!!! good lord. the other job isn't too bad. I get paid 60.00 cash to hang out with a guy one on one for 4 hours and all we do is go shopping, because he loves to shop.Not too shabby.. tomorrow(Saturday) I'm getting paid to take him to a birthday party and go bowling!! haha..
2:22pm - I can't seem to wipe the smile off of my face right now. People make me smile so much sometimes. People who are in the older ages amaze me. They are so friendly to me and saying such nice things to me. ( I personally feel it is because of my old person scarf)
3:08pm - I just saw a lady parking her car and as she was getting out, the car started rolling backwards!! hahah damn Standards
3:10pm - Best pick up line ever... "everytime I see a pretty lady, I just gavitate towards them!" haha.. that was what one guy said to a cashier!
3:15pm - I just saw a guy with his ears stretched bigger than I have ever seen on anyone. How is theree even still earlobe skin? and only one of the ears was stretched!
3:26pm - So I hear this car alarm giong off. As it starts to annoy me, I look outside at it to find that it's an old mans car and he is right beside it! Unable to figure it out, someone comes to his aid, then a third one comes along. It was quite the sight to see. Three seniors scratching their heads trying to figure out the security system.
I guess the rest of the time until 5, nothing interesting happened!!
I have more shifts coming up at these places, so I'll keep posting up my documentaries!!!
Anywho.. So I have this job at the salvation army collecting money for christmas and stuff and well... it's the most boring job, so I decided that I was going to document my day whenever i thought of stuff. This may get long and boring, but you can read it anyways!!!
This is how it starts
"I wonder if getting drunk at the age of 60 is like getting drunk when you are young. Is it as fun? There are way too many older people that are in here over the age of 55! (By the way, I was collecting money at the LCBO).
How is it that there is a long line up for people to come into the lcboat 9:50am. There had to be about 10 people waiting! Can't you wait a little longer to leave the house so that you don't end up looking like a boozehound?
I'm not giong to lie, but I'm starting to think about crackin into a bottle of wine right insie the door. It might make the day go by way quicker!!! All I can think about right now is tonight and how drunk I am giong to get.(I did not anticipate to get as drunk as I did though!) Oh man, this place is turning me into an alcoholic and it's only 10:40am!!! All I can think of is sweet booze.
10:47am - Oh how easy it would be to take all this money and go Christmas shopping. Sure it's on a lock, but it's attached with a key ring, so that you could essentially take it and RUUNNNNN!!!!!!
10:55am Why do people abandon their carts so close to where they belong, but just far enough away that someone has to fix it??
11:00am - Peopl who don't want to donate can't look you in the eye. they should just do what I do... make up a BS story about why you can't.
11:18am - Has it only been 18 minutes? Old married couples are the best. I just heard an old man yell at his wife for forgetting her keys in he car, which is about 4 feet from the front door. haha
11:27am - Guy says to me.. "You're Lucky it's nto 40 below!" then doesn't donate... I say "You're lucky I don't punch you, punch you right in the mouth!!" Okay... well I didn't say that, but I should have hahaha
11:44am - A snotty girl walk in.. you know, thinking she is all that and runs right into the door!! hahahah One side of her body smokes it!!!/ Serves her right.
12:02pm - I got so excited because I thought the time said 12:20. I guess that's my dyslexia kicking in. I want lunch. Some LCBO guy offered me lunch, but I turned him down politely. It's really almost hard to tell which people are shopping for xmas presents and which ones are the boozehounds!!! Seriouly.
2:09pm - Just got back from my one hour and 45 minute lunch with jdawg. mmmm Chicken fingers and fries. When I got back, the manager told me that he didn't think I was even coming back!!! hahaha.. I was really contemplating! Do I really want this job? The worst part is that when i'm done here, I go to my other job!!! good lord. the other job isn't too bad. I get paid 60.00 cash to hang out with a guy one on one for 4 hours and all we do is go shopping, because he loves to shop.Not too shabby.. tomorrow(Saturday) I'm getting paid to take him to a birthday party and go bowling!! haha..
2:22pm - I can't seem to wipe the smile off of my face right now. People make me smile so much sometimes. People who are in the older ages amaze me. They are so friendly to me and saying such nice things to me. ( I personally feel it is because of my old person scarf)
3:08pm - I just saw a lady parking her car and as she was getting out, the car started rolling backwards!! hahah damn Standards
3:10pm - Best pick up line ever... "everytime I see a pretty lady, I just gavitate towards them!" haha.. that was what one guy said to a cashier!
3:15pm - I just saw a guy with his ears stretched bigger than I have ever seen on anyone. How is theree even still earlobe skin? and only one of the ears was stretched!
3:26pm - So I hear this car alarm giong off. As it starts to annoy me, I look outside at it to find that it's an old mans car and he is right beside it! Unable to figure it out, someone comes to his aid, then a third one comes along. It was quite the sight to see. Three seniors scratching their heads trying to figure out the security system.
I guess the rest of the time until 5, nothing interesting happened!!
I have more shifts coming up at these places, so I'll keep posting up my documentaries!!!