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last night i grabbed a water bottle from the dining room table that i thought was mine and filled it up before bed. i woke up in the middle of the night and took a few huge gulps, and thought to myself "wow this water tastes really weird." after a few seconds of trying to figure out what it tasted like, it hit me. there was about an inch of liquid in the bottle before i filled it up, and that liquid wasnt water - it was vodka. only in my fucking apartment.