May 26, 2004 10:52
i read this this morning and it amused me.
A nose and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar.
The nose walks up to the bar and says 'I'll have 2 schooners mate'.
The bartender says 'Sorry mate I cant serve you'.
The nose asks why.
The bartender replies 'Cause you're off you face and your mate looks like hes about to start something'.
ha ha.