Scortched Pussy

Feb 10, 2004 04:25

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wasn't I on the phone at work and I got a call from Verna Mason from San Jose, CA at around 1am this morning. Her personality was so sweet and preoccupied. Lord she had so much going on with surgerys and grandchildren. In my mind I saw her as a chain smoking sun bather from Miami. In my head she was the old lady on "Something About Mary" with the long tits. Ok, she kept talking to me and Matilda her cat. Well, she was trying some aroma therapy to help with her stress but it was killing her sinus's. Well having 4 candles burning wasn't enough. I heard a scream and then things falling over and then a splash and a cat screaming RRRRRAAAAWWWUUUUUHHHHH! Didn't Matilda the cat walk over two of the candles and catch herself on fire. Verna picked up her sweet tea and doused the cat with tea to put her out. This lady was going thru it. Her pussy was burnt and she said it smelled like you set a wig shop on fire. She started crying saying that her cat's hair was all curled up and cinched. You know I was crying myself trying to not laugh. I let her go and bust out laughing so hard. I am so allergic to cats. I don't care for them too much and that is what makes it that much funnier. LOL Lord I couldn't work the rest of the night. Think God I only had 30 mins to go.
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