Sleeeeeeep

[stephenp]

There is no substitute for sleep.

With drinking there's booze and water
With accommodation you can rent or buy (or surf 'er)
With smoking there is tobacco and grass
With dating there is (apparently) casual and serious

With sleep, there is no choice.
I'm going to drink coffee but this will only make it worse.
With parties, I lose my voice.
I'm going to take a nap when I get home, or I'll end up in a hearse.