Deaths of 2007, A Prediction.
Hi. So every year I try to make a list of people I think will die in the coming year. Not that anyone cares. Anyway so over the years I've picked a few, including Hunter S. Thompson, James Brown, and I think Gerald Ford. Here:
- BB King - Yeah your time's up. Plus you havent actually released anything I've ever been even remotely interested in.
- Wilford Brimley - Die-uh-beet-us is comin' to getcha! Besides, I've never liked you, not as the Liberty Medical guy, not as the Quaker Oats guy, not as the guy on that 80s tv show. And you look like death.
- Charton Heston - This year we're taking the gun "from your cold dead hands."
- Peter Faulk - Feel regretful that I just watched Princess Bride because if I hadn't, you'd still be living in 2008.
- Fidel Castro - Provided you ain't already dead, seriously this is your year. Not that you are a threat in the least and maybe our government should get its head out of its ass and realize that a trade embargo on Cuba is pretty dumb. Cuba's bad, but China, the communist nation that actually poses a threat? Yeah go ahead and deal with them because they can make us some cheap furniture.
- Phillis Diller - I really like her, but she's pretty old. I'll say she'll make it to her 90th birthday, but that's it.
- Walter Cronkite - I thought he died years ago. "This just in, Uncle Walter's dead. And that's the way it is."
- Muhammad Ali - Yeah he might as well have died ten years ago.
- Magic Johnson - You know how people said that he doesn't have HIV anymore? Yeah I'm here to say not only does he have it, but it's taking him down.
- Norman Mailer - OLD.
- Kurt Vonnegut - Great guy, but put in in the same category as Norman Mailer. Nigga's old.
- Warren Buffet - Literally the only investor I know. And he's the coolest guy ever. Lives in the first house he bought, even though he's the second richest man in the world. He's cool.
- JD Salinger - Back in the day I loved The Catcher In the Rye. Loved it. But Salinger went all weird and hasn't really done anything else since then. I'm hoping he dies, then they find a Catcher In the Rye Pt. II or something. That's really the only reason I want him to die.
- Sandra Day O'Connor - Really if a Justice has to go I'd rather have it be one that is retired and not one that can be replaced with Harriet Miers or something.