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[stephenmalkmus]

So I think this will be a great end of the year for me, for once.  Here's how: 

• Come November 7th, I think the Dems will gain control of at least one house, maybe two.  MAYBE two.  Then we'll all be attacked by terrorists because we all know the democrats are soft on terror. 
  
• Then Novemeber 13th, Verizon should be unveiling their new LG9900 phone, which I shall be purchasing that day.  I kind of get off on phones, and I'm up for a new one, and it's the coolest fucking phone ever.  What's that, your RAZR is gay and doesn't work that well?  Yeah, you're the one who wanted to get the thinnest, nevermind the fact that those keys are incredibly annoying, or that Motorola is kind of shitty.  The only thing that sucks is I think it will get a lot of attention, and I've been pouring over every single mobileblog for the past three months trying to dig up shitty spy pictures of this phone.  Whatever.
• November 17th I should be seeing the Black Keys in concert.  It's been WAY too long since I've seen a band live, so this has to happen, even if the tickets are jacked up some shitty hit pop band like Fall Out Boy or something ($26 or something).
• At the end of December I'm going to New York (City) with Cody Kris Lance Andrew Howard and then I can finally eat some more of that Grimaldi's Pizza, which was the best pizza I've ever had in my entire life.  As I told Kris earlier tonight, I sometimes jack off to the thought of that pizza.  It's so good.  You know when you like something and it keeps getting built up in your brain and you build it up into something that is just so perfect that when you try it again it kind of sucks?  This ain't like that at all.  I'm fully confident it will live up to expectations.  I couldn't care less about anything else that happens there, as long as I get that pizza again.  It's made in a coal fired oven.  Under the Brooklyn Bridge.  It's the shittiest looking pizza you've ever seen, with burnt pieces and flecks of mozzarella and black pieces of burnt whole oregano.  But then you try it and discover it's quite orgasmic.

That's actually it, but I lead a very uneventful life.  The most exciting thing I've done in the past few weeks was deciding to go with two slices of swiss, instead of one, on my ham sandwich.  I hate my life.  And I think by December I'll have found out that Stephen Malkmus and Andrew Bird have new albums coming out very soon, which would make my year.  Malkmus is the greatest.

That is all.