Jun 24, 2004 22:31
I feel I must inform you younger voters about my current platforms in this short amount of time leading up to the election (June 28! Vote Conservative!)
As per usual, there is some concern regarding my plans for health care in Canada, if I do in fact become Prime Minister. Now, people know I am in support of a two-tier health care system, which would keep a public system going (for you poor folk) and establish a private system (for my friends) which would allow for people with money to get treatment they need if they're willing to pony up the dough.
Now, I've heard some concern as to "Where are the extra doctors going to come from? Opening a private sector will take remaining doctors away from the public sector allowing the rich to get what they want and screwing the common folk."
So I'm here to re-assure you, we will not lose doctors in the public sector. How will I do this? It's simple, I will simply allow cloning of currently existing doctors, therefore - more doctors. We will no longer have to worry about the brain drain. And for my Christ loving friends, don't worry about extra space in heaven being taken up, because we all know clones don't have souls!
I hope this information was useful to you. Thank you for your time.