Edible Hypocrisy:

[stephenh2oman]

A man who has lived here for the last two months or so (No, not my dad!) for some reason unknown to me came down and asked if I could get him some bananas from the breakfast room storage. It really isn't that hard for me to do, but for some reason I felt offended by this request. "For banana shakes" he told me as he grabbed three out of the six displayed. After I let him choose his bananas I muttered under my breath, "Why don't you buy your own food?" I started to take a step forward, but then stopped myself. I turned around, went back into the room and got myself some cereal to eat.

It's a good thing I'm the only person in the world who's allowed to be a hypocrite.