Prudish Behaviour

[stephene]

Most mornings, Richard's mum takes me to work as we work just 1 block from each other. We never talk, both being slow to wake in the mornings. Usually we just listen to the radio and stay inside our own heads.

Yesterday morning, the radio was on and then this song came on the radio and I was so embarrassed to be listening to it with my mother-in-law!

I googled the one lyric burned into my mind and found out it was Shaggy's, It wasn't me.

The chorus:
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

And then as if banging in the bathroom wasn't bad enough:

But she caught me on the counter
"It wasn't me"
Saw me banging on the sofa
"It wasn't me"
I even had her in the shower
"It wasn't me"
She even caught me on camera
"It wasn't me"
She saw the marks on my shoulder
"It wasn't me"
Heard the words that I told her
"It wasn't me"
Heard the screams getting louder
"It wasn't me"
She stayed until it was over

GAWD!