Sometimes that can be just as painful.
A helpful bathroom sex how-to (well, okay, tamer than that suggests), for those inclined to ponder how the Noblet/Jellineck friendship might've realistically been initiated. (I know-"realistically? Strangers With Candy?!") There's no mention of swapping fake widower sob stories, but the "first meeting" in "A Burden's Burden" was supposed to be fake, too.