Jun 03, 2007 22:47
1. Life is about seventy years, unless you do something utterly outrageous like trying to Slamdance while priming plastic explosives - in which case your guess is as good as mine, man.
2. Two old women taking a weasel on holiday. Gryphons shouldn’t marry. Vampires don’t dance. A man who inherits a library card to the library in Alexandria. A rose bush, a nightingale, and a black rubber dog collar.
3. I will never again destroy my own party through back-stabbing, elder spells, misdirected rolls, subterfuge or other means, including, but not limited to, three angry marmots, a wand of teleportation, and a banana.
4. Minor deities, yes. Incompetent deities, no.
5. There was a time, yes, when the country faced a clearly hideous aggressor and the people stood united against it! But now nothing’s that simple!
6. Bull, go with Manstar. There are some nice people that I want you both to kill.
7. There are seven working defenses from this position. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three of them kill. The other… hurts.
8. On Paradise Island where we play many binding games, this is considered the safest method of tying a girl’s arms!
9. You don’t know about Bride of Frankenstein, you don’t deserve your slasher killer knife.
10. Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!
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