*Blink Blink*
Yesterday when I was in the locker room of the gym getting my bag after working out, this short but large woman, who wasn't wearing any pants, mind you, asked me if I was the person who "told that girl to go to Wendy's." I, of course, looked confused, and told her, "no, that wasn't me..." She said, "oh... that wasn't you... "
There was a long pause...
Then she said, "You know, I used work with someone who was a vegetarian, but I don't think she did it right because she was always constipated." Her belly fat jiggled. She still wasn't wearing any pants. I had no idea how to respond. She went on, "You know, I just used to tell her, you know what'll do you good? You need to go to McDonalds and get a double cheeseburger. That'll make you regular."
I blinked. Tried to think of something to say that wasn't rude. I tried to figure out what she could possibly mean... and then I got concerned. Am I being filmed???
I'm just waiting to see myself on Jackass or Punked or some variation for people who aren't famous.
There was a long pause...
Then she said, "You know, I used work with someone who was a vegetarian, but I don't think she did it right because she was always constipated." Her belly fat jiggled. She still wasn't wearing any pants. I had no idea how to respond. She went on, "You know, I just used to tell her, you know what'll do you good? You need to go to McDonalds and get a double cheeseburger. That'll make you regular."
I blinked. Tried to think of something to say that wasn't rude. I tried to figure out what she could possibly mean... and then I got concerned. Am I being filmed???
I'm just waiting to see myself on Jackass or Punked or some variation for people who aren't famous.