Sep 06, 2007 12:47
IDIOT: My keyboard is broken, i need a new one.
COOLEST PERSON EVER: Okay, whats wrong with your keyboard?
IDIOT: My number buttons arent working.
COOLEST PERSON EVER:Have you tried to click on NumLock and see if that works?
IDIOT: Not those number buttons. The other ones
COOLEST PERSON EVER: They arent typing anything?
IDIOT: Well, when i press cap lock it wont work
SO, im like...confused right. Cause why the heck wouldnt her number buttons work?!!? right?!?
IDIOT: UNGH, lets start over. When i press cap lock (and yes, she calls it CAP lock...not CAPS lock) and then i press a number button the thing above it should show up
COOLEST PERSON EVER:...you mean the symbols?....
IDIOT: yea. i need a new keyboard. Can you just get me a new keyboard.
COOLEST PERSON EVER: "Ma'am...that would be the SHIFT key. Why dont you try that
and she has the BALLS to tell me,
IDIOT: NO its the CAP lock key.
COOLEST PERSON EVER: No...the CAPS lock key capitalizes the letters...it doesnt do ANYTHING to the numbers...
IDIOT: Whatever. look i'll try but..
and then the idiot shuts up
IDIOT:Well....my problem is fixed bye.
merp.