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by limitedbythesky
stephanierose's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 5% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 02:09:16 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 01:40:37 PM
Alco Money! : $ 299
Guests of Honour
devinluvsrussia is a poignant Agnostic and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar. devinluvsrussia drank 18 White Wines, 1 Cider, 1 Goldschlager.
glass_tears is a crestfallen Hindu. glass_tears drank 8 Red Wines.
leavesturninyou is a lethargic Taoist and is a real devotee to the happy juice. leavesturninyou drank 1 Cider.
bethhooten is a lethargic Fundementalist Christian and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. bethhooten decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
dizzy_no9 is a dispirited Hindu and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. dizzy_no9 drank 10 Gins, 1 White Russian.
vince_iguess is a compulsive Hindu. vince_iguess drank 5 Poteens, 10 Whiskeys, 3 White Russians, 1 Aligator Bite.
stephanierose is a graceful Muslim and is as anti-alcohol as they come. stephanierose drank 11 Aftershocks, 1 Stout, 3 Sherrys, 1 White Wine.
golfcourse2 is a rosy Wiccan. golfcourse2 drank 4 Tequilas.
wlkerboh is a paranoid Wiccan. wlkerboh drank 13 Brandys.
Sick!
Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to devinluvsrussia, glass_tears, dizzy_no9, vince_iguess, stephanierose, wlkerboh.
Fights
'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed bethhooten at a hapless looking wlkerboh. wlkerboh merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'
Lovers
No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like vince_iguess has found an eternal soulmate in leavesturninyou. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass devinluvsrussia! Stop it!
Random Events
stephanierose moaned continually throughout the evening, calling vince_iguess a dirty sober bastard. vince_iguess
proceeded to beat stephanierose with a claw hammer.
According to stephanierose you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.
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