I've nothing new to report today really.
We're on our way to Spain in the next day or so, the kids are thrilled, Papa is not,
c_hanover is ignoring me again, and
albert_grimaldi is all up in arms over a scandalous book and some girl who wants to fuck Andrea (that's
grimaldi for anyone paying attention to my links) or something.
Every girl wants to fuck Andrea and some of the boys so I'm not sure what's so special about her except she's no chance in hell due to the book I mentioned previously. You'd think she wrote it...I don't care, really.
I just commented to the first 10 people I saw on my friend page, so if you recieved a comment from me, I'm not crazy nor am I going to start bothering you with snide remarks daily, or maybe I am, you were just in the top 10.
loken is so cute. People should add her for her icons really.
This post could not possibly get much dumber I don't think, although I'm sure if I try very very hard I can manage it.
Hmm, you know I think food, like eroticism, starts with the eyes.
It doesn't matter if it comes in individual servings, because if it's just sitting there, I'm going to eat the whole box anyway.
I love to cook, I love to bake. Recently I haven't had much time for cooking, everything has been poptarts on the go, it's rather gloomy. So, today I spent too long in the grocery store and then came home to cook a delicious pasta dish. It has to be eaten with a fork though, and I keep hearing that food eaten with your hands is more pleasurable. I need to test this theory. I need finger food.
Watermelon would be perfect. So juicy it drips down my chin, so sweet I want to suck on each bite longer than necessary. Using my tongue strategically to get the seeds out. The sticky fingers afterward would be completely worth it.
Apparently, I've taken up research on the correlation between food and sex as a hobby. I need to get a new hobby.
Today I am wearing hoop earings, my hair is a mess, and my blouse has ties dangling down my hips. I feel like a gypsy. I'd like to drop everything, start walking northeast and see where life takes me.