Reece: What is?
Crews: It is.
Reece: Mm, that's zen.
Crews: Is it?
Reece: That's zen too, isn't it...
Crews: Is it?
Reece: Say "Is it?" one more time and I'll shoot you.
1.01 Merit Badge
Reece: Why'd you become a cop again?
Crews: When I was doing all that time, I always thought inside me, I'm still a cop, it's what I held onto.
Reece: Wow, that sounds like a lot of crap.
Crews: A lot of life is a lot of crap.
1.01 Merit Badge
Reece: I want you to give me your knife.
Crews: My knife, why?
Reece: Because I want to swear a blood oath with you and I need something to cut my pinkie. Give me you knife or I burn you with you IAD for not using your service weapon when you should have. I need to know my partner is a cop and not a con. Anything else you carrying from the old days? Sharpened toothbrush, lightbulb full of bleach?
1.03 Let Her Go
Crews: Every moment you spend wishing you were someplace else is a moment you can't get back.
Reece: What about every moment I wish you were someplace else?
1.06 Powerless
Reece: Alright, I have to know... What's the deal with the fruit?
Crews: Do you know what you eat in prison?
Reece: Crap?
Crews: Crap... no fresh fruit... ever. I missed it.
Reece: I don't think it'll be fruit I'll be missing.
Crews: Yeah, you would.
1.09 Serious Control Issues
Reece: I don't really understand you. I don't really like you but... you're not one of the bad guys. [Long pause] If I had your money I would be on a beach somewhere... How come you're not on a beach somewhere?
Crews: Do I look like I tan?
1.09 Serious Control Issues
Crews: Reese, come meditate with me.
Reece: That's okay. I'll just watch.
Crews: It will make you happy.
Reece: It's not going to make me happy.
Crews: If it doesn't make you happy, I promise not to say another word to you for the rest of the day. Where else are you gonna get an offer like that?
1.11 Fill It Up
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