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So I had an awesome weekend!! I went home for Easter where hilarity was abound. Funny things:
Me: Hey Chloe, would you answer if I called you chlomydia?
Her: Yeah
Angie: Don't call my child that.... Stephyllis!
Angie: Hey lets go sneak off and take a nap.(Thus leaving Chloe with our mom)
Me: Ohh I would feel guilty. Conscious where did you come from? *pings guilt inducing angel off shoulder* Ok let's go!
Olivia: Remember that time you farted in my face?
Me: Yeah!!! I farted in Chloe's once too.
Angie: Mine too. It means she likes you.
Angie: Don't touch that caterpillar it might be poisonous.
Me: Pshh *touches*
Angie: I was serious some are......why are you stroking my leg like that....is that the finger you touched the caterpillar with?!?!?! Stephanie!!!!!!!
Me: Chloe you are hyper!!!
Chloe: No, I'm Chloe!
Me to Chloe: Who has the longest hair at the table?
Chloe: Mommy!
Me: Who has the shortest hair?
Chloe: Grandpa Woody, he has baby hair! (All eyes land on Woody's bald head)
Mom: We don't have a basket for Chloe!
Ang: Eh, just use a bucket.
Me: Aw man, we really are redneck....
Mom: Here you go Chloe! Put your eggs in the bask..I mean bucket...
Me: Poor Poor child...
Chloe: No ham, I want chicken...
Me: Uh....we're out, the Easter Bunny ate it.
Angie: Steph!!! Don't make the Bunny look bad.
(Chloe opens an egg)
Chloe: Ooh a lizard!
Me: Yeah he was hard to stuff in that egg....
*gasps around the room*
Me:...for the bunny!!! I meant it was hard for the bunny to stuff it in the egg!!!
Many more ensued, but I love my family. They are crazy and a little redneck too....I mean really how many children can say that they got lottery tickets and honeybuns in their stockings? True Story...